Friday, December 01, 2006

Profile random question answer.

There was not enough room for my full answer in the profile.


If you were a cannibal, what would you wear to dinner?

Well if the person was still alive and not dead at dinner I would probably go naked if they were unarmed. It's actually more difficult to fight off a naked opponent in a real fight and the shock of seeing a huge naked guy would go in my favor. Unless the other person was bigger than me or armed in which case i would want leather clothing or body armor.

- If the person was already dead of course I would wear a loose dark colored shirt (no stains) and some shorts. If it was a formal affair I would of course ask ahead to see what all the other cannibals were wearing. I never like to stand out at dinner so I would be sure to wear something modest, yet fashionable. It takes a while to cook human flesh so comfortable clothing is a must no matter what.

1 comment:

fatherkrishna said...

How does a vegetarian respond to said connundrum? Let me sleep on it...